IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND THERE LIVED A TENURED DEPARTMENT HEAD

Heh. The spell-check suggested alternative for "Hobart College" was "Hobbit College."

What would constitute the curricula of Hobbit College? For the most part, halflings' intellectual curiosity appears limited to peace and quiet and good tilled earth, along with the culinary and tobacco-cultivating arts. With the exceptions of a few hobbits of letters, like Emeritus Dean Baggins.

I suspect their basketball team won't come anywhere near March Madness ...

EVERYBODY'S TALKIN'

Saw this on adr0ck's LJ, and since it's a content-free evening -- hey, I posted about Hobbit College -- I figured I'd give it a whirl.

The Winna, such as it is (once this strange ldwheeler person is discounted), is phillip2637, as my mutterings here tend frequently to inspire him to commit wordplay and, occasionally, filk. Actually, I think everyone's mutterings inspire him to commit wordplay and filk.

It's just too funny that erinwrites -- who maintains both an unhealthy obsession with the number 27 and a blog devoted to said unhealthy obsession -- has commented 27 times. (Heh. Now she'll never comment again, to keep her standing. *smiles*)

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